-The World Awaits-
Me: I really need to have kids.
Friend: Awww, is that clock of yours ticking?
Me: No. I just want to become a mommy blogger and get press trips to Disney World.
-The Christmas Song-
Me: Can we finally use the fireplace this weekend?
Esposo: No. I don’t trust it. It’s not even that cold. Why do you want to use it?
Me: So I can roast chestnuts.
-Not Ready For This-
Mom: How is the married life going good?
Me: As good as can be expected. It’s only been less than a month, Ma.
Mom: I know but keep the fire alive. And if things start getting boring, you can go to one of those adult stores and ge…
Me: Lalalalalalalalaaaa, I can’t hear you.
Mom: Stop being immature.
Me: Lalalalalalalaaaaaaa. I’m not listening.
Mom:I can’t with you.
Basically I’m a riot.
